Is This Thing On?

Ssssoooo....Is this thing on?  Can you hear me?  **Thump**Thump**Thump** I am off.  It's official.  I'm a writer.  "Look Ma, No Hands!" Well, writer may be a stretch.  I'm a woman who has some kids who used to read all the time and write crappy pages and poems as a child.  I'm a mother who loves …